Heide's Last Hit

"What are we going to do? Clare will be very disappointed when she finds out I’m not dead, and believe me, you wouldn’t like her when she’s disappointed." - Thomas

1M, 3F - Black Comedy - 30 mins.

Heide has decided to retire from the assassin business. She drags home her latest target, Thomas - but Thomas isn’t quite dead. With the addition of Clare, the woman who ordered the hit, and Danielle, Heide’s housemate, the stage is set for a mad ride around questions of love, honesty, and how to quilt.

An upside-down look at life in one of the few businesses that really is a dead end. The Importance of Being Earnest meets La Femme Nikita!